Best News Evaaaaaah!
So.So.So. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Guess what?! I'M A FORTHCOMING TITLE. I've never been a forthcoming title. It's fuckin' tits, ahhhhkay. My essay collection is being published in the spring of 08' by So New Media, Amy Guth's publisher. It gets bettah, BFF Amy Guth is EDITING MY BOOK. I know! Are you plotzing and kvelling?! ME TOO. I'm beside myself. Don't ask. It's positively the most wonderful thing in the world. I am so excited. This Jewbroad is the luckiest dame on the planet.
Guthy, thank you for bringing my collection to ya publisher and fah being the menschiest of menschy dames and oy where do I begin?!
Crionaberry, we discussed... you know, my sweet.
Thank you to the most supportive and divine writerly writer friends and fellow bloggers. Ah, you just don't know. When times are shitty, ya's are there. When they're great, you're there, too. You're the best community I have ever known. If I could stuff ya's inside my womb and show you how much I appreciated you, I would. But, you'd have to fly in via my cunt. I say that like it's a bad thing. What am I blogtarded?!
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You must be on such a high and so too are we!!!!!
CP
i heop they dont place your book next to Ann Coulter's
8-)
always remember the little people like us
!
I believe the result would be the same as laying communion wafer on a vampire.
Speaking of which, I also heard the same thing happens if you put a food stamp on Ann.
JDC
Cuntgratulations for o'er here in The Land Of Smiles.
And it's spelled 'teats' by the way. I hope the grifter Guth(with the umlaut) edits that for you.
I can't wait to buy the book and then have you sign it!
as we say down here in Tejas,
mazel tov,baby!
And muchas gracias to Ms. Guff for helping birth your baby.
Seriously great news, sweetie.
I hope you'll use a nice pen name such as Cunty Cunterson!
Y'know, when a deserving writer gets a book deal, an angel gets its wings. And when a deserving Jewish writer gets a book deal, a professor at Liberty University gets bowel cancer. True story. So, it's win-win for everybody!
Congrats on the news!
BTW, and you can't call and tell me??? I have to risk getting in Dutch with work, to find out? ; )
my b-day is soon so i wll be buyin a few bukowski titles.
working has its advantages, sad to say