Duck and Run for Cover!


Our beloved politits, D-Cup was assaulted. Seriously. By a WOMAN. At a corporate event for having a difference of opinion. It is unbelievable. I am so shocked and so appalled and so disgusted. Wrong.Wrong.Wrong. Run. Read. Now. Please!



D-Cup, ya da classiest dame I know. Ya handled yaself beautifully. God forbid I find myself in a similar circumstance at some point, I can only that I exercise half of your grace.

Comments

Tanya Espanya said…
WTF, eh? Can you believe this?!
I'm sick reading it. Just stomach-turning.
6:51 PM
Anonymous said…
Thanks, girlie. Classy? I'd call it stunned. Purely stunned.
7:48 PM
Anonymous said…
yes...dcup...classy.

She deserved a good ass kicking, but hopefully that'll come later with good legal counsel
7:51 PM
Eebie said…
dcup, I hope you caught my comments on your page...don't be afraid to kick some ass. At the same time what I didn't say on your post is that my heart goes out to you. It's tough. If you think it is worth making a stand, more power to ya. If you think otherwise, I wish you more than the fourtune found at the end of the rainbow...
9:01 PM
Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said…
It made me sick to read that post by my pal D Cup. It makes me sicker that there are people like that cunt who gave her a hard time.
10:26 PM
Evil Spock said…
Evil Spock leaves blogdom for a little while, and civility falls apart.

Mustn't leave The Few to their own devices.
11:50 AM
Distributorcap said…
amazing huh? there are still people out there who are clueless to what constitutes harassment

dcup has plenty of style and class -- i would not have been so nice....

i hope she can take some legal recourse.......
5:18 PM
Writeprocrastinator said…
Three minutes later and jaw is still on the keyboard. Kudos to you, D. My grandmother though, would've told you to wait until she goes to the bathroom and after she washes her hands? Take a high heel to her head.

That is, from what I've heard of my grandmother.
5:36 PM
Cup said…
Oh. My. Freakin'. GAWD. I have found, though, that the more foaming-at-the-mouths types are women. DCup gets my respect for not decking the broad.
11:31 AM
Creepy said…
That's some crazy shit. D has remarkable self control.
7:19 PM
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