misunderstood


I'm in the middle of a wild miscommunication with a now former friend. it makes me crazy when someone who knows me, really knows me, takes something I say and decides that I'm someone I'm not without taking the soul of who I am into consideration. that wouldn't send a flag pole of ire up your ass?! oh, please, missy. you know it would.


on the eye inFUCKtion front, it's still going strong, thank you very much. itchy-burny-stabby-painy-blurry. whatev. I've reached new heights of ocular ugliness. at least it's not ebola or cancer. a girl has to be grateful and maintain perspective, doesn't she?! indeed she fucking does.

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Writeprocrastinator said…
"I'm in the middle of a wild miscommunication with a now former friend. it makes me crazy when someone who knows me, really knows me, takes something I say and decides that I'm someone I'm not without taking the soul of who I am into consideration. that wouldn't send a flag pole of ire up your ass?! oh, please, missy. you know it would."

Look, you don't have to get all bent out of shape and everything. I just said that Michael Bolton is not as good as you say he is and you go off...
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