Menses



I started my menses yesterday. It came on strong, fast and hard. My womb is an outpouring of emotion. Oy, I'm just one hot mess, eh?! I am so happy to be menstruating. Everything is working and in order and right on time.

Comments

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said…
It's nice to see Aunt Flo.
10:38 PM
Joe said…
Hey, I don't know about your "visitor" but that menu cover from the tiki joint is awesome!
5:59 AM
Anonymous said…
Good on ya girlfriend
6:06 AM
Cup said…
I'll be glad when that phase of my life fades away.
7:24 AM
Anonymous said…
Menses Minstrels
1:37 PM
Romius T. said…
Congrats on your Menses!!
2:10 PM
Mauigirl said…
Always better to get it...than not! Except when you're my age (53) and don't get it anymore! Yay!
3:08 PM
Writeprocrastinator said…
Hmmm, let's modify an oldie:


Let the river run,
Let all the dreamers
Wake the nation
Katie's unmentionables are undone
5:30 PM
Dale said…
Red rain...
7:49 AM
Mountjoy said…
Is that a flaming crotch I see at the Zombie Village?
5:01 PM
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