pre-jhush digs




post kid, semi-jhushed digs. front door. lr. hall into the kitch. see the red doors. behind the red doors is a fabu bed-room.


that was the kid's favorite couch. he loved to sit and watch the world go by. I wish I had a picture of that, but I don't. I would love to berate myself for that. I think I'll save that for later. that will be my quality time for the day.


I know the walls need a jhush. I know.



the kid's view...


hall. are you new?


more hall. love halls.



closet. every girl needs one...




batchroom.


as you can see there is a heating pad for the lower back. why? cramps galore, people. cramps galore. gaza strip is in full swing.


kitchen. often where we dish.


more kitchen.


the final pic is... you guessed it, the kitchen. when I'm back in jhush mode, I'll post more pickys. until then, this is a jhush free zone and that's ok.



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Comments

Tanya Espanya said…
How fabulous is your apartment?! Love it!
4:51 PM
Dale said…
You have room enough to host several bloggers at a time. What time will you be picking us up at the airport?
6:04 PM
Cup said…
I love your home! When can I come over to play?
6:16 PM
Tanya Espanya said…
ohmygod...is the title supposed to be read as 'precious'? Am I a complete mental defective that I didn't pick that up?! (Tanya again smacking herself in the forehead).
7:41 PM
Ms Smack said…
I can't tell you how much I love these photos! I love seeing inside of the space where people live, cry, laugh, cook, sleep and what not. I'm SUCH a voyeur.

Fabulous! I'm cleaning my house on Saturday and will return the favour!

much luv
C
5:11 AM
Writeprocrastinator said…
Oh, I'm jealous! You live in an (expletive) palace! At least your neighbors are cagier than mine.
10:19 AM
Anonymous said…
Where is the photograph of the drawer where you keep your, well, you know?
11:58 AM
Joe said…
Hey, I dig those digs!

If you promise to host the cocktail party MizBubs and I would gladly pitch in as bartenders.
6:50 PM
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