you bet your sweet ass I'm a model



as many of you know, I am an ebay whoreena. at the minute, I'm on a vinty cherry tear. cherry knobs, cherry linens and cherry chach. yesterday in my cherry hunting frenzy, I happened upon timeless vixen.



this dame sells vintage dresses from the 50's and models them. below you'll find a few of her famous poses. someone in her life must have said, dearie, you don't have what it takes to be a model. thanks to ebay, she proved them all wrong and has become, what I think is the kitschiest, high camp model I've ever seen. she is... a riot.



and now.... timeless vixen in: the pink roses party dress, the polka dot wiggle, the polka dot sequins and the mod sailor, and oh what a vixen she is.











for the record, I would pay a mint to see her dark side

Comments

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said…
Sorry babe, you're out, this chickie is my new hero.
5:02 PM
Writeprocrastinator said…
I love the Bettie Page bangs and eyebrows.

I don't think she has a dark side to her. She doesn't strike me as a Martha who could make shiv out of a doily nor a Kathie Lee, doin' the six year-old Guatemalans chained to the radiators-thing in Jersey City.
5:42 PM
Anonymous said…
She's adorable. I especially like the sailor salute and the leg kick.

Awesome.
6:24 PM
Anonymous said…
"...in my cherry hunting frenzy..."

Why?
Have you misplaced your original?
4:59 AM
Evil Spock said…
Evil Spock has a ton of vintage clothes, which includes a plethora of cabana wear and cowboy shirts. Been wearing them since before the new century.

Take that Urban Outfitters and your faux vintage!
8:51 AM
Anonymous said…
Do you own June Cleaver pearls like her?
12:36 PM
Mountjoy said…
I think you have just found the starlet for the next John Waters film....
4:26 PM
Some Goofy Woman said…
Am I the only person who is terrified of this alien?

WHO DOES THAT? WTF? Now I'm going to lose sleep.

Thanks a lot, Timeless Beeyotch.

-AD
7:33 PM
Creepy said…
We should all pay to see everyone's dark side. Televise it on national TV.
8:46 PM
Cup said…
Oh, she has her dark side, Write Procrastinator; you're just being naive. She's my new role model. And I'm ordering RED VIXEN 50s Vintange Shelf-bust Chiffon Party Dress for that fab summer wedding!
3:52 AM
Anonymous said…
The fact that she is a Yankee is dark side enough for me
6:36 AM
Eebie said…
So awesome that she's doing something fun and expressin herself. I want a job like that.
8:21 PM
Mother Jones RN said…
You will always be my top model!

MJ
5:49 AM
Anonymous said…
She has a dark side alright. This seller is notorious for buying vintage cheaply from other EBay sellers, then reselling it.... without disclosing the flaws - even going so far as to state items with rips and stains are in 'mint cndition'! While she has few negatives on her feedback, she has tons of 'mutualy withdrawn' feedback, due to this hmmmm.........

Theres also numerous EBay id's which bid on her items yet never win them - most likely shill bids.

It's for these reasons she was booted from the vintage fashion guild among other vintage webrings geared towards promoting ebay sellers. One such site documents her unethical practices here:
http://shesabetty.typepad.com/shes_a_betty_single_girl_/2006/07/online_vintage_.html

This has also been a hot topic on the EBay message boards before. Shame on you for promoting someone like this.
7:58 PM
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