saraday


this image is so astonishing adventures magazine, isn't it?



moving right along. today: not as productive as I wish it had been. I didn't even finish a page. I suck ass. do you hear me, BIG ASS. I can't concentrate. I also might have a mold situation in my bathroom that has me on high alert. mold freaks me out like you don't know. not to mention the fact that come monday morning, my apartment manager will be spending a good part of the day in my succulent bathroom. oy. oy. oy.



weekend so far? spill.

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10:47 PM
Writeprocrastinator said…
"not to mention the fact that come monday morning, my apartment manager will be spending a good part of the day in my succulent bathroom."

I'll bet that he's going to eat something extra special, just for the occasion (read, "rancid").
12:27 AM
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