six sentences




happy 4th of jewly beautiful babies! big plans? whatchya's doing? anything exciting? spill. me? this and that.



anywho



have ya's been to six sentences? it's a fun, festive and fabulous site. yarns are spun in six sentences. guthy's got many 6S posted, zulkey, sparks and a slew of other writers we just laaaaaahv.




on jewly 20th, check back for jewgirl's 6s: handicapping dating.

Comments

Anonymous said…
I prefer the Six Word Short Story

For sale: baby shoes, never worn. (The Old Man And The Sea guy)

Sex change. Time machine. Fuck self.
12:58 PM
Anonymous said…
‘If only I could count’, thought George.
12:59 PM
Mountjoy said…
Ah, Grant Geissman's classic "Foul Play (the art and artisits of the notorious 1950's EC comics!)".

Not to be confused with Jeb Bodean's "Fowl Play (A users guide to Appalachian beastiality!)", hey?
4:24 PM
Anonymous said…
I loved me Jethro Bodine like a brother.
He did Ellie May's critters and I did Ellie May.
Win win!
4:54 PM
Mountjoy said…
I'm begining to think those writers meant a whole different thing when they talked about a "Semen'd Pond"...
9:23 PM
Anonymous said…
Well fuck me from behind with a shite pun, mountjoy, that was bad! The lovely and talented jewgirl should delete that comment just out of principle alone.

Query?
Does the appellation: 'mountjoy' have any connection to the 'Mons Veneris'?
5:50 AM
Cup said…
Jewly 20 is on my Outlook calendar. What a fun exercise! I wonder if I could tell anything in six sentences ...
9:14 AM
Joe said…
Wow, thanks for this! I'm sending this immediately to my aspiring writer daughter.
12:23 PM
Mountjoy said…
No, R.S., the genesis of "Mountjoy" is actually Boogie Nights: I was going to style myself Dirk Diggler, but my own appendage was never going to stand up to that scrutiny, therefore I used the name of Mark Wahlberg's brother for my christian non-de-plume, and plucked "Mountjoy" from thin air, it being something just as as entendreous as "Diggler", for my surname. Voila! A name that sounds like a porn star, born from porn star roots. The rest, as they say, was history...
4:37 PM
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