channeling the ass of a corpse


I usually leave shitlogue to the goddess that is vocab because she does it so perfectly. however, what happened today in my porcelain goddess made me want to run from myself. recall, I am a vegetarian. I don't even know what happened. I haven't changed my diet. nothing out of the ordinary. same old agida as yesterday and the day before that. all's I know is that the corpse of some 16th century chauvinist crawled out of my ass this morning gasping for air and pleading for a second chance.



ps: bethy nominated me for a rockin girl blogger award. I am so touched. I love that girl's blog and I adore her! this weekend I'm posting. I am. I am. I am. it requires thought, donchya know.



you must read her post and also see the nominees. I was so flattehed to be in the company of such fuck-off-vulva power bloggers. lulu and beckeye nominated her. I can't find what they wrote about bethy's blog. argh.

(ps) their blogs are fab. hit their reads.

Comments

Mountjoy said…
Jesus, Katie. What the hell is next: "Is my sanitary napkin hot or not?"
9:59 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
mj. the king of boundaries is sitting in judgment. nice, wise ass.

ps: that post was so fucking funny. is my tampon hot or not. ah. you are too much snatchola.
10:02 PM
Mountjoy said…
Well it was either that, or you start up a page of Rorschach tests using pads...
10:05 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
nice. bubbie. real nice. real fuckin nice.
10:08 PM
Mountjoy said…
What can I say? It's Friday here, and for now, there's no line I won't cross...
10:13 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
are we preparing for a slutty weekend with mrs. ribbed?
10:16 PM
Mountjoy said…
No, I'm the only whore in my house. Lady Mountjoy is indeed, a lady by nature. She doesn't menstruate even - she flowers!
10:19 PM
Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said…
I look forward to a piss post, a vomit post, and a burp post. I've already read some of your fart posts. Seriously, I think we were made for each other. Kind of like a "Bridget Loves Bernie" for the 2000's. You're fucking killin' me Jewgirl, KILLIN' me!
10:30 PM
Cup said…
Ah, doll; you flatter me! I'm blushin' down here in the ATL.

Didya catch that Bettie Page biopic with Gretchen Mol? She have lovely tits.

And those boys would have LOVED it if they'd written that post.
4:15 AM
Anonymous said…
I wonder if you would be so kind as to define the word "chauvinist" as you have used it here? Bear in mind that one: Nicolas Chauvin was the progenitor of the word.
12:56 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
mj, when she flowers, are we talking calla's, lillies or lavender?
7:41 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
monkey boy, you are so fucking sick. never ever change. you hear me EVER. I love pee yarns. I'm a huge fart fan. I think farting is beautiful. I'm just not into the ones that leave a wicked shtunk behind.
7:43 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
bethylicious, it's true. it's true!

I haven't seen it. I promised one of my queens I'd see it with him. I may be a recovering fag hag, but I am still a member of the tribe and would never diss a sistah.
7:44 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
rhet darling.... I must admit that I hadn't given it much thought. I wanted to let it flow through my fingers as effortlessly as it poured out of my ass.
7:46 PM
Narrator said…
I love when you talk shit.
10:34 PM
Narrator said…
that ho isn't buxom enough to play Bettie Page.
10:34 PM
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