my day sucked the ass of an old, freckled, satanic worshipping, menstruating homeless crack whore who hasn't had so much as a decent memory of her last hit.
oh yes, that bad.
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
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7 comments:
Yikes! Have drink or a smoke or spend some quality time with your vibrator. Relax chickie. Sing it with me, "The sun will come out tomorrow..."
You went to Walgreens, and they'd sold out of the Elvis Reese's, hadn't they? Shall I send you a Moon Pie?
Crack whores do not menstruate!
Daft cunt!
GI JEW stepping over the Dome of the Rock?
I see a Fatwah in your near future jewgirl.
Ouch. I HATE days like that. There are only 3 cures I know of:
1) Insane physical labor, like pulling out a tree stump or something, or running 5 or 10 miles
2) Drinking
3) Fucking the pain away.
#'s 2 & 3 can be problematic at times.
Yikes. I believe a good poke is in order.
Right? Sisterguuurrrrl, let's go get our snoots down into a little vino, eh? Oy.
Hope today was mo bettah.
I got nuthin but hugs. I share your pain. I hope your doin better now.
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