and how was your day?
my day sucked the ass of an old, freckled, satanic worshipping, menstruating homeless crack whore who hasn't had so much as a decent memory of her last hit.
oh yes, that bad.
SPEAKING OF ABORTIONS
Menses just commenced. It's 1:14 AM. I was asleep. That felt good. At 12:24, I popped up. I think I'm awake, maybe awakeish is more accurate. I'm always surprised when those handy-soapy-foamy-bottles run out of soap. For some lame ass reason, it never occurs to me that they ever will. They feel so lifetime supply , even though the bottles aren't more than 8 inches tall. Similarly, when I flip on a light switch and the light flickers to its death, I think "Now what?" Duh, schmuckette, you change the fucking light bulb . Intellectually, I know this, yet for some odd reason, it never comes to mind. In fact, a few years ago, my mother walked into my house and said, "Why aren't the lights working?" I said "I don't know, I flick the switch and they don't work." After a fit of uproarious laughter, she said, "Would it kill you to change the light bulb?” Hmmm. "No", I shamefully responded. I wonder why... it is that I hav...
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Daft cunt!
GI JEW stepping over the Dome of the Rock?
I see a Fatwah in your near future jewgirl.
1) Insane physical labor, like pulling out a tree stump or something, or running 5 or 10 miles
2) Drinking
3) Fucking the pain away.
#'s 2 & 3 can be problematic at times.
Hope today was mo bettah.