Birkhead Says Dannielynn Pouts Like Anna


larry birkhead sold another yarn to ok magazine about anna nicole's spawn, dannielynn. do we all agree that the name dannielynn and the spelling is wildly white trash? ok. good.

"She has long legs and chubby little toes exactly like Anna's; it's like a mirror image," Birkhead tells OK! magazine in its latest issue. "It's really incredible. And I think her lips are her mom's lips; especially when she pouts. ... She also gets what she wants exactly like her mom always did as soon as she'd pout."
to me this reads like a future lifetime for television semicolon movie. dannielynn: once daddy's little girl. now his lovah at the supple age of 16. maybe it's because I'm writing an essay about molestation (funny of course), but I don't think so. and then there's this...

"I'm really hands-on, like too hands-on with my hand on the baby, a hand on the cell phone, a hand on the diaper," says Birkhead, who jokes that he has "a supersonic sense of smell when it comes to diapers."

if it feels like a fondler in training?!?!?!

Comments

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said…
Daddy's lil meal ticket. When he gets a few more paychecks for stories like this he can finally afford that double wide he's had his jaundiced eye on for quite some time.
12:14 PM
Writeprocrastinator said…
Be careful, the creep factor in his statments indicate that he might be your apartment neighbor...
7:38 AM
Anonymous said…
I've no idea who these people are.
Perhaps it is best that I remain in a blissful state of ignorance.
I've treated victims/survivors of child abuse. It ain't funny.
9:47 AM
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