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Unknown said…
I passed a church two days ago that had a sign that said "If you fear God you have nothing else to fear".

I guess that says it all.

JDC
3:24 PM
Dale said…
Yep, that's what they taught me. But I remember better graphics.
4:54 PM
Mountjoy said…
Natch! I spent four years getting a Civil Engineering degree, only to find out JC is the man when it comes to building bridges?

Lucky for me, wooden trestles went out with Casey Jones and the Cannonball Express, so I can earn a crust using steel and re-inforced concrete.
6:52 PM
Romius T. said…
but why did god make sin???
4:06 AM
Bacon Lady said…
I'd like Jesus to fill my gap.
5:17 AM
Anonymous said…
I saw the Jewish version of this the other day,pretty much the same except the chasm was filled with cash.
9:20 AM
Eric Spitznagel said…
Aw Palestgrinian, what a lovely cultural stereotype. What's the matter, the Jewish conspiracy keeping you down again?

A cross doesn't seem like it'd be a very effective bridge, what with that big hump in the middle. How the hell are we supposed to get over it? Wait, I know. Does it have something to do with why there's only one set of footprints because that's when Jesus was carrying us?
9:27 AM
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