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I have had a truly white trash day. no. seriously. you see, there are oversights that are tolerable, excusable even, and a handful that I have deemed unacceptable for me and me alone. I am sure you all can relate to those few things that simply can't happen under your watchful eye. right?



so, my white trash day. I was working from home and in the zone, when, POOF the lights went out. gee, that's odd. I ran into the hallway and knocked on a few neighbor's doors. do you have power? why yes, fehatty, we do. ok, snatcharella, no need to lord your happy-power-suckage over me. gaaaaaaaaaaaahd.



I called the power company. there was a massive wait due to high call volume. I could rest easy, obviously my power wasn't turned off. whatever, trasharella, you know where this is going and I know where this is going. it's far too depressing.



at the risk of sounding annoyingly cliche, fat ass forgot to pay her fucking bill so they temporarily interrupted her service.



note: I find third person always helps to reduce the shame. I paid it and set up auto-withdrawl so this will never happen again.



go me! even if it is a day late and a dollar short.

Comments

Tanya Espanya said…
Do you think they had anything to do with your car crapping out the other day?
Doc said…
Oh. My. Gawd.

You're such a Tonya Harding.

Hurry, go google.
Gaahhh! You've caught procrastinating from that Cormac Brown guy! I told you not to email him!

No, no, get away, you'll give it to me too!
Al Sensu said…
I've always avoided auto withdrawals, but I'm not sure why. It's not like I've ever NOT paid the full amount on my bill, and it would save 39 cents every month.
Bacon Lady said…
I'll send some pot pies and Newport cigarette tank tops right over.
They shut you off without so much as a phone call or warning letter? What fuckers.
UBERMOUTH said…
They are worse in UK. I got my phone turned off once cuz I had inadvertantly left off 37p when I paid a massive bill and had rounded it to the nearest dollar.
I Had to spend £2- on postal order to pay the 37p and courier it before I could have my net up and running.
UBERMOUTH said…
Oh, are goyims allowed to comment here?

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