Thursday, April 12, 2007

I love you craigslist, oh yes I do!

Free Male Housecleaner/ Personal Assistant in exchange for a tease



Hi Ladies,

I am available to be your helper. I can be your assistant in any household chores you may need. I can clean, polish, scrub, vaccum any room inside your home, apartment or condo. I also can do yardwork, moving and some fixing.

In addition, I can also wash your cars and do some assistant officework such as paperwork, organizing, answering phone calls, taking down messsages etc. I can also do errands for you, drive to get some things or pick up whatever you need.

All my services are FREE! Just e-mail me.

I'm a nice guy, clean, honest, and respectful. 5'5 30/m All I ask is a little tease from you while I release myself. Just a pose in your underwear that's it. No sex or touching involved, I want to be safe also. I know that this is an unusual deal but I'm totally normal but a little shy. One time, short or long term available : )

I e-stalked him and asked, are fat chicks eligible? I'll keep you looped...

9 comments:

Writeprocrastinator said...

Okay, this is just wrong!...



You are now outsourcing my job???



I can't believe you...



No, really, I can't...



Katie Schwartz, you are astounding!!!



You are making the last tow payments on my this French maid outfit, it's the very least that you can do after this betrayal!

diane said...

Oh man!! I want one too! :)

Coaster Punchman said...

Wow! Sounds like a perfect deal!

DCup said...

I'm on the edge of my seat. Will be back repeatedly for updates.

Chaylene said...

HAHAHAHA! I can't wait to hear his response.

Al Sensu said...

I've been wondering what to do when I retire.

Mister Mxyzptlk said...

You should definitely go for this. By the way, in CL-speak you are a BBW...there is no such thing as fat.

The skeptic in me wonders if he's really hoping for more than what he describes, but he actually sounds real. Starbucks meet first, of course.

Romius T. said...

u need to document how much in money value in work you get from this guy and report it on your taxes.

Men are so needy aren't we.

Eebie said...

I don't get the tease. I'd rather just get laid. If I'm not getting laid, I certainly don't want the tease.

I think he wants to check your home to see if there is anything to steal.

Also, Craigslist is the king of spyware so get spybot search and destroy.

 

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