friday the 13th

tomorrow is friday the 13th... it's a lucky day. know why? it's our beloved big mouth's birthday! click over to that broad, amy guth's blog and wish her the happiest birthday ever.



happy birthday to you!

happy birthday to you!

happy birthday amy gu-uuu-uth

happy birthday to youuuuuuu!



mazel tov on an incredible year. may this next year bring even more good health, happiness and unbridled success.



hugs * kisses
jewgirl

Comments

Amy Guth said…
Aw, THANK YOU, dollface! This will be a good year. I just know it.
8:03 AM
Cavalor Epthith said…
I will send my fondest happy 21st birthday wishes to the illustriously talented MS Guth indeed through you as I do not wish to be seen as a bounder.

I do have a query you most Eminent Cuntiness, What are the prices for petrol in your neck of Crazyfornia?

I have operatives on the east coast paying nearly $3 a US gallon?

How say you?
5:12 PM
Writeprocrastinator said…
If you check a friend's April 2006 archives...
8:51 PM
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