bidding to be bubs bitch


sprawling ramshackle has posted a fuck off FABULOUS post about, oh my fucking god, christian clowns! are you plotzing??? this post is HILAR SQUARED.


here's a snippet, but you must click through for greatness right fucking now. I peed... a little.


A few weeks ago I put up a clown training video, and it opened a door for me into a world I knew nothing about: the world of Christian Clowning.


and


There are websites devoted to Christian Clowning Resources; there are websites for individual performers like Kingdom Karactors (if clowns aren't your thing, they also make and sell puppets!)


I needed this, bubs. thank you a million!

Comments

Joe said…
Well, it's the least I could do for my favorite Christian-hating Jew gal.
Glad you liked it!
6:02 PM
Amy Guth said…
I'm totally plotzing! How funny is this?!?!?
7:10 PM
Writeprocrastinator said…
Odd how somethings are blasphemous, but this somehow, is not?
8:26 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
bubbish, love the post. so damn funny. but, I don't hate christians, luuuuv. not even slightly.

you see, dearie, I have severe disdain for the zealot christian set who just refuse to exercise even a modicum of respect for the separation of church and state. they have no respect for civil liberties...

jew know, vavvy?

ps: I am most pleased I've made it on the ramshackle "favorite" jew list!! yay!
10:53 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
right, amers?!?!?!?
10:54 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
so fucking true, wp! soooo fucking true!
10:54 PM
Joe said…
Awww, I know that. I should've spelled it "Kristian" Coaster-Punchman style so you'd know I was kidding.
4:53 AM
Anonymous said…
My fear of clowns is almost met by my fear of Xtian fundamentalists. That photo will haunt my nightmares for decades...

*whimper*
10:01 AM
Katie Schwartz said…
I know you were kidding. I had the week from hell last week. you absolutely fucking made it better with this freakin' post from heaven!!!

forgive fehatty. can I still be on one of your fave jewgirl lists?
6:04 PM
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