The non-sequitur post from hell. If I was paying for an opinion, I'd fill out a survey or log into a Dr. Phil forum, or ask a friend. When I check-out at a store, all I want to be asked is, cash, credit or check? "Should you really be buying pretzels", wholey Foods clerkcunt asks. Between us, Glutino Pretzels are gluten/vegan free noshies ta'die for, and one of the greatest organic, diet worthy, health conscious foods created. Not to be eaten every day, but if you want to feel like you're having a real snack on a Saturday afternoon or whenever, they're delish. Back to clerkcunt. "How is the food I buy any of your business?" I asked. "I see you in here a lot and you always buy fresh veggies and fruit. I assumed you were on a diet. Why sabotage yourself?" I walked right over to a manager and said, "Your clerk is stalking me." After explaining what happened, he apologized. We walked back over to clerkcunt. The manager said "Ap...
which one of you bitches removed my link!?!??!?! I know how to log onto technorati. you didn't think I'd find out? why did you break up with me? I always reciprocate. I'm not selfish. I read your blogs AND link to you! and, you stealthily break up with me? no forewarning. no advance notice. nothing. just CHOPPED like a piece a bad meat. gaaaaaaaaaaaaahd... tsk. tsk. tsk.
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Dropped without the requisite coffee. Freak.
Unless, of course it's leewee under a pseudonym. Maybe she's feeling all neglected and shit.
I won't drop you in a million years, though I do wish you would put the comments at the bottom of the post again, if only so idiots like won't comment on the wrong post.