chubby jesus


I am so thrilled right now, I can't even begin to tell you.... a chubby j is a happy j.

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Dale said…
That one lamb looks like he's fixing to get him some Jesus there.
4:55 PM
Coaster Punchman said…
Yes, Dale. I was going to say that lamb he's holding looks like a dildo on his back end.
9:29 AM
Mountjoy said…
Maybe its like The Rabbit™ - one in a range of penis substitutes named after animals.

While The Rabbit™ was designed to get you "past the post" so to speak, The Lamb™ is a cuddlier, more gentle arouser, whose mild bleatings is designed to lull you to orgasm... comes complete with real lambskin cover (drip dry, of course).

Im thinking this might just be the toy Our Lisa™ needs to learnt o know and love!
3:04 PM
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