Sunday, December 03, 2006

christmas beer label banned

Ho Ho, No? State Bans Santa Beer

PORTLAND, Maine (Dec. 2) - A beer distributor says Maine is being a Scrooge by barring it from selling a beer with a label depicting Santa Claus enjoying a pint of brew.

the man has to schlep the world in less than 24 hours and he's not entitled to a celebratory beer? or is it his fabulous fat ass?

shame on you portland, maine!


Writeprocrastinator said...

Not for a second do I think that they should ban this, but I don't want to think about Saint Nick's bottom or worse, him being a bottom.

Fuckin' butch it up Santa, butch it the fuck up!

Eric Riback said...

They also banned two other labels that have bare breasts. Guess John Ashcroft moved to Maine. I used to live there and am disappointed. It's still a conservative preppy place, much as I love it.

But since we're talking about beer, it was also an early player in the microbrew movement and is home to my favorite brewery, Shipyard.

katie schwartz said...

oh, wp, "butch it the fuck up santa" I am crying, I'm laughing so hard. you have a yarn to spin!!! there is something there and you must spin it.

katie schwartz said...

I know shipyard, eric!!!

such a shame about the other labels. so, so sad.

how was your thanksgiving? what did you make? you're a connoisseur of fine food and wines, I imagine it was divine.


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