and now for... ffartkisaf

welcome to, friday's fears and reminder that katie is a freak.... but on saturdays.

1. I am terrified of becoming incontinent and anally incontinent.
my grandmother, mary's uterus got bored one day and decided to trip the light fantastic by making a grand entrance into the world on my watch. was it traumatizing? you have to ask?!
one of the signs that you and your womb are about to have a sans consent "meet and greet" is incontinence.

I over kegel myself into an inappropriate frenzy. still, I panic about it.

though I've never had a face to colon, I worry about it for obvious reasons, and being forced into a colostomy handbag. it's just an accessory I'm not super keen on. ok, more like terrified of.

2. swollen eyelids
I worry that my eyelids will be swollen forever and that they will never go down. I'm told another year or two, but it's already been a year and a half. though they aren't as swollen as they were, they're still swollen. I hate it. it's a real self esteem buzz kill.

this concludes our ffartkisaf session for the week.

do not forget to stop by sweet amers blog tour to check out all 36 bloggers hanukah posts. they are so clever, smart and wicked funny, including amy's!

Comments

Eric Riback said…
Are you afraid of posting Friday's Fears on Saturday? What does the Torah say about posting fears on Shabbas?
2:36 PM
Al Sensu said…
"I over kegel myself into an inappropriate frenzy"

At least that has some side benefits.
4:38 PM
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