hymen


if you're going to have the license plate, HYMEN, don't you think you should dress it up with a catch phrase?

  1. if you're a virgin: still intact
  2. if you're a gyno: breaking ... since 1975!
  3. if you're a creepy, 18 and up skirt chasing, cocksucking bastard: I break for...
  4. if you're driving a really nice car: was worth the break
  5. if you're religious: not to be confused with hymn
  6. if you're stupid: my baby girl's name is...
  7. if you're still stupid: I would've given him mouth to mouth, but he was choking so I did the...

where is this coming from, you ask?! today, I saw the license plate, HYMEN on one of those ridiculously expensive cars and thought, if you're going to take the time to advertise HYMENS, don't you think you should give a jhush? offer some background or a snappy catch phrase?!

Comments

fingers said…
Are you driving round with 'HYMIE' plates, Katie...
4:09 PM
Diane Valencen said…
The hymen-lick manoeuver from where this particular lesbian journaist sits.

I could barely type this your High Cuntiness because I am so tickled I have fallen off my HY-men chair!

D.T.
9:20 AM
Writeprocrastinator said…
I'm suprised that no one has complained to the DMV about this plate, yet. I don't know if you were up here when Herb Caen used to mention license plates and they would get yanked with the quickness, because somebody would read the S.F. Chronicle and complain.

The more famous example that comes to my mind is "Mylftnt."
10:39 AM
Katie Schwartz said…
I wish, fingers. sadly, they were taken... by you!
7:14 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
dt, you are so fabulous!!! fucking FABULOUS!!!!
7:15 PM
Katie Schwartz said…
wp, I suck at this... what's the license plate?! I'm the same dumb ass broad who didn't buy pre-sifted flour for one year because every time I went into the store, all I saw was "prestified" flour.

it's a shortcoming...
7:16 PM
fingers said…
Katie, I'm just doing a guest list for my dear old Mom's 70th surprise birthday.
The fucking list looks like it could have been Oskar Schindler's...
9:28 PM
Writeprocrastinator said…
"MY LeFT NuT." See, it's fairly innocuous at first glance.
10:28 PM
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