Wednesday, July 05, 2006

top 10 reasons demdo married tosmell

1. fame. finally!
2. never having to audition again and still fame prevails.
3. she thinks my sleezy, tough guy image is hot.
4. I make love to her. ewwwww.
5. I tattooed her image on my arm = love.
6. she's got a horse face too! our children will nay.
7. like my buddy k-fed, a rich bitch is better than a po bitch.
8. I'll never fly economy again.
9. television network red carpets blow olive garden's red carpets away.
10. I don't have to buy her tits.


Beth said...

ewwwwwww ... but great post!


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