top 10 reasons demdo married tosmell


1. fame. finally!
2. never having to audition again and still fame prevails.
3. she thinks my sleezy, tough guy image is hot.
4. I make love to her. ewwwww.
5. I tattooed her image on my arm = love.
6. she's got a horse face too! our children will nay.
7. like my buddy k-fed, a rich bitch is better than a po bitch.
8. I'll never fly economy again.
9. television network red carpets blow olive garden's red carpets away.
10. I don't have to buy her tits.

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Anonymous said…
ewwwwwww ... but great post!

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