extra strength draino

today, I been doin' some thinking. I'm not a proponent of thinking or reading. both squeeze me up inside my head and spin me.

the cliche, knowledge is power. for some, sure, but for me, it's a curse. seeing as I can't live without either, there's no question that I am, on some level, a voracious-hedonistic-submissive-bottom. everyone's got a shortcoming.

it was the clog in my sink and buying extra-strength draino that got me to thinking. I chose the buchest strength they had. I dumped the entire bottle into my sink and watched the gel sift through the water and bubble at the drain.

an hour later when I returned to the sink, it was empty, so I turned on the hot water faucet and ran it hard. I watched the water effortlessly slide down the drain and erase the memory of being clogged.

and, I thought, outside of anti-depressants, anti-anxiety pills and mood stabilizers, which I don't need, it's too bad there isn't a draino to erase the tiresome issues that burden me. how great would it be to have a brain flap that slides open, revealing a chute for mind draino.

let's face it, people, I'm onto something HUGE.

loving....

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Anonymous said…
"let's face it, people, I'm onto something HUGE."

Like the walk of a good woman, if you could bottle and it would work, you'd be richer than Gates himself.

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