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Diving coach Kirk Krack helps pull David Blaine out of the sphere where he lived underwater for one week. To promote the stunt, Blaine cut off his left ear at a press conference.
if mrs. krack named her son kirk krack, does she have another son named, dick krack and a daughter named, buttah krack?
who would name their child, kirk krack? he couldn't change his name? what, being the brunt of every playground joke made him stronger?! oh, please, build a bridge and get right over that, kirk krack.
Blaine's previous feats included balancing on a 22-inch circular platform atop a 100-foot pole for 35 hours, being buried alive in a see-through coffin for a week and surviving inside a massive block of ice for 61 hours, all of which were performed in New York. In 2003, he fasted for 44 days in a suspended acrylic box over the Thames River in London.
this man has issues. he's a masochist not a magician. who segues from card tricks to being buried alive?
if mrs. krack named her son kirk krack, does she have another son named, dick krack and a daughter named, buttah krack?
who would name their child, kirk krack? he couldn't change his name? what, being the brunt of every playground joke made him stronger?! oh, please, build a bridge and get right over that, kirk krack.
Blaine's previous feats included balancing on a 22-inch circular platform atop a 100-foot pole for 35 hours, being buried alive in a see-through coffin for a week and surviving inside a massive block of ice for 61 hours, all of which were performed in New York. In 2003, he fasted for 44 days in a suspended acrylic box over the Thames River in London.
this man has issues. he's a masochist not a magician. who segues from card tricks to being buried alive?
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Heh-heh-heh! I can just hear this being read with a Walter Winchell-type voice.
Of course we know the real reason why David Blaine faltered. A certain Senorita Schwartz went back home for a day and waited until Mr. Blaine got to the seven minute mark, to make the cross-eyed fugu face.
Way to heckle him, Katie. Way to heckle.