last night

I was up all night last night. the angst and ahj in anticipation of my meeting with the surgeon today and louie's being under the knife kept me stalking all fuckin night.

I am so tired. my body feels sucked dry, but I can't sleep. too much angst. I'm keeping busy though. can't you tell?!

I'm actually working. this would be a stress reduction break.

I just realized that I'm the only woman in my building with big breasts. I wonder why that is? even chuveena down the hall is short on the rack.

I got louie shaved and bathed in oatmeal yesterday so that he would be super comfortable over the next two-months while he recovers.

I drink entirely too much coffee.

I found a $700 dog bed. the god damned shame! as if. do I look like britney-baby-killer-spears?! I can't afford that.

note to self: don't forget to buy antihistamines for the jewergies.

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Anonymous said…
"I just realized that I'm the only woman in my building with big breasts. I wonder why that is? even chuveena down the hall is short on the rack."

In the land of the fake tomatoes and Dr. 90210??? Imagine.

"I got louie shaved and bathed in oatmeal yesterday so that he would be super comfortable over the next two-months while he recovers."

Where's the update of the Dog of Action?

"I drink entirely too much coffee."

That goes with insomnia, ya know? Reduce your caffiene intake by half and I bet you'll sleep better.

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