how's life going, katie?

well, katie, life sucks big-fat-jew-dairy-nobody-fucking-calls-me-back-everybody-dismisses-me-I-HATE-people, ass.

gee, schwartz, why not be a little more victimee. come on, I know you can muster that pussyfied feeling and magnify it times 10.

whatever.

it's god damned everything.

I swear to god, I am the epitome of frustration and angst.

in the meantime, how do you like the dame who was struck by lightening while praying on her linoleum floor? as soon as she said, amen, lightening struck. I wonder which zealot will be in contact with her. now, will she get disciple status for this? or like a formal god's chosen soldier award?

brangelina had their child, shilock. I mean, shiloh.

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Anonymous said…
"shiloh"

You know the kid is going to be called "shy-ho."




I'm just saying.

"nobody-fucking-calls-me-back"

Youse don't write back! ; )

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