Friday, April 14, 2006

my guilty pleasure

bull riding. I'm obsessed. every time I watch, I feel SO GUILTY. I hate that they tie these poor bulls balls. It's horrific. totally disgusting and wrong on every level. I'm a vegetarian! but I do wear leather. I'm not a veggie for political reasons. it's an allergy to meat and seafood. the only meat I can have is cock.

anyway, shame on me for watching bull riding, but I love it. it's so bible belt. plus, the crotch shots are fantastic! and their all so stupid. the announcers are a riot, so full of themselves. always praying, hocking. blah blah blah.

you know that stupid song, martika's kitchen? it popped into my head and I can't fucking get it out! I haaaaaaaaaaated that stupid fuck nut of a song. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahd


Anonymous said...

Hello Cowgirl in the sand! Bull riding? You see, I told you all those neocon sites would affect you! You're going to be like this girl I knew in Driver's Ed, big ol' hunk of chaw in your jaw and a spit cup. Katie "Cowgirl" Schwartz!

I've never heard "Martika's Kitchen," but I have "Molly's Chambers" by Kings Of Leon running in my head. If you haven't heard of them, you might remember the song from the VW commercial where the couple plays it so loud that it makes their downstairs neighbor jab the ceiling with a broom...

Free- is all that she could bleed
That's why'll she'll never stay
White- bare naked in the night
Just lookin' for some play
Just another girl that wants to rule the world
Any time or place
And when she gets into your head
You know she's there to stay

You want it
She's got it
Molly's Chambers gonna change your mind
She's got your
Your pistol

Slow- She's burnin' in your soul
With whispers in your ear
It's okay I'll give it anyway
Just get me out of here
You'll plead- you'll get down on your knees
For just another taste
And when you think she's let you in
That's when she fades away

You want it
She's got it
Molly's Chambers gonna change your mind
She's got your
Your pistol


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