today, all I want to do is...

kvetch.
fuck.
kvetch some more.
eat. fat. gobs and gobs of fat. preferrably in the sodium realm.
fart. I think farting is divine. why people must hold back, I will never understand. who wants to get all squeezed up with gas?!

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