reflections

I was looking at my reflection in the mirror and I have way too much face. where did my cheekbones go?

last night, I bought weight watchers ice cream bars -- yeah, clearly I won't be doing that again. I ate the entire box.

I also think I had a conversation with someone at 4am. I don't remember. I talk in my sleep. let's hope she, me, didn't divulge any secrets.

my sister's wedding is in 10 days. I'm still fat.

her bachelorette party is this saturday night.

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