Tuesday, March 28, 2006

fat names and day brides

if I had the name, wally, I would change it to something leaner. wally is a gutteral fat name that gets trapped in your throat. it's right up there with sally.

I think day brides are creepy. who gets all wildly married in those big white dresses at 11AM or at 3 in the afternoon? those kinds of brides serve queer ass organic greens and poppyseed cake. I hate those weddings. I always get a fucking headache and just HATE having to wear a skirt that early in the day.

1 comments:

Write Procrastinator said...

"and just HATE having to wear a skirt that early in the day."

Can you spot the writer in this crowd???

 

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