Katie Schwartz

as far as neighbor tales go, let's face it, I'm riddled with em'. today, I got a note on my door from my neighbor that said, if you and louie need help moving some stuff downstairs, feel free to knock. menschy, right? really nice, thoughtful and kind. so, why did I get the creeps? how snatchy of me. here is a human being expressing kindness and goodwill towards womankind. what the fuck is wrong with me that I could even think for a second, ok, creepy, thanks, but no thanks. then I realized why I thought that. yes. he's very nice to my dog whenever we run into him in the hallway. yes, we've exchanged pleasantries. you know how you do. no, we've never had a discussion. how did he know I was moving? is he a tenant tracker? a chubby chaser? does he sniff fat chick panties? is he trying to fuck my dog? steal my dog? is he paying a fat girl karmic debt? is he trying to boost my credit card for itunes? what is the deal? why the sudden interest in helping sowlicious mov...

Minister Called 'Completely Heterosexual' Peer Group Recommends Ted Haggard Move Out of Town AP DENVER (Feb. 6) - One of four ministers who oversaw three weeks of intensive counseling for the Rev. Ted Haggard said the disgraced minister emerged convinced that he is "completely heterosexual." well, I'll be dipped in shit. praise be. he's recovered from cock suckage and pineage. I wonder, maybe I should do this, too. I have such a hankering for dick. the change could do me good. Haggard also said his sexual contact with men was limited to the former male prostitute who came forward with sexual allegations, the Rev. ok, let me get this straight. if I am recalling the original yarn, hags requested a massage and didn't realize the person giving him the massage was gay. he was also holding crystal meth for him, too. but had no intention of taking it (of course), and this non-gay, gay encounter was an isolated gay incident? WOW. I am loving the depths of this sp...

which one of you bitches removed my link!?!??!?! I know how to log onto technorati. you didn't think I'd find out? why did you break up with me? I always reciprocate. I'm not selfish. I read your blogs AND link to you! and, you stealthily break up with me? no forewarning. no advance notice. nothing. just CHOPPED like a piece a bad meat. gaaaaaaaaaaaaahd... tsk. tsk. tsk.

so, niki hilton ? paris hilton isn't a fan of shvartsas or fagellahs and admits it, proudly it seems. it's not enough that she's a debutante and an heiress? maybe she's just trying it on for size. or, maybe racism is the new black? it sure seems to be the "it" thing to do. my favorite part of the video is when she calls girls like me, poor bitches who go to public school. that paris hilton is such a nice person and so respectful! her parents raised her right! they must be so proud right now. gay leaders urge paris to apologize . that's not enough. she should give money to aids research, lots and lots and lots of it and oodles to organizations that help gay teens forced to leave home because of their intolerant parents. how's that for starters! where is jesse jackson? she should give more money than she can spend in her lifetime to inner city schools and after school programs.take it like a man, p-hilt. here's the dish: HOLLYWOOD - Gay rights lead...

the girlistic magazine spring edition is almost here. on march 1st, it will be available for downloading in pdfsky. The March 2007 issue is themed on Feminism and Technology . Find interesting articles on an array of topics relating to the theme, reviews of books like She's Such A Geek and Baghdad Burning II, interviews with amazing women including Paula Lerner, the latest in music and film, and Girlistic usuals like Brief Herstory Of..., The Omnipresent Feminist, My Vagina and Me, the Feminist Fun Page and so much more! ps: the second installation of my vagina and me: my next ex, will be featured in girlistic. pss: if you missed my vagina and me: seeing eye to v and you're bored out of your skull and feel like wasting 5 minutes, click your ass on over to the essay. if you want to read kick ass articles and reviews, and support a fantastic feminist rag, click your ass on through to the winter edition of girlistic magazine now. right now. ppss: listening to georgia on my mind--...

between my schedule this past weekend and my focus on zealotinagate , I neglected to post friday's fears. I'm a whore. fartkisaf: friday's fears and reminder that katie is a freak.... but on saturdays mondays. 1. I can't move into the downstairs apartment soon enough. watching louie brave the stairs is killing me. 2. halitosis. I floss twice a day, but I'm thinking of ramping it up to three times because I'm super phobic of hally. 3. another pop diva will remake mccarthur park and it will be an overly played, pop-tart topping phenomenom. 4. no good news this week.

hmm... something to ponder. yes, the democrats have control of congress, but is freedom of speech safe? check this out. WASHINGTON -- Senate Democrats on Thursday pressured the five FCC commissioners to set programming requirements for broadcasters as part of the industry's mandate to operate in the public interest. In the FCC's first appearance before the Senate Commerce Committee since the Democrats took control of Congress, the lawmakers weren't shy about voicing their objections to what appears on TV. Sen. John Rockefeller, D-W.Va., called television a menu filled with "junk, sex and scandals." Rockefeller and other Democrats -- most notably Sens. Byron Dorgan of North Dakota and Frank Lautenberg of New Jersey -- complained that the FCC was abdicating its obligation to police the airwaves." I think TV is in the worst state it's ever been in," Rockefeller said. "I'm convinced the FCC has abandoned its core responsibility." fcc hears ...