Katie Schwartz

I'm gettin' a whole lotta slack from about.com's deaf division because of the post about the deaf girl who got whacked by a train text messaging her parents . I'm not apologizing. I don't think finding the humor in death belittles the loss of life. I think it helps cope with the loss. personally, I think it's vital to laugh at everything, even deathings. death sucks ass. amidst the falling tears, why not indulge in uproarious belly laughs?!

Same Circus, Different Towns by Cormac Brown it's realllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly good :) Cormac Brown a.k.a Write Procrastinator has written “Forty Winks With Luci” on Flashing In the Gutters.

I have this crazy eye situation that's stumped every doctor in the greater Los Angeles area for the past 7 months. it's incredibly ugly, and frustrating, but it's not permanent and it's not cancer, so it's not really that big o' deal. I'm blurry all the time; that's the worst part of it. and I wear sunglasses all the time now. and I NEVER WORE GLASSES. sun or otherwise (20/20). still... doable. not cancer. anyway, my latest adventure was at the jules stein eye institute. great doctors! they gave me this prescription for a gel that I put on my eyes twice a day. it looks like a man spent his love nectar all over my eyeballs. isn't that hot?! it even peels like a mask. WOW. jealous? I decided to look up this gel. turns out it's pookie gel, metrogel. I'm using vag gel on my eyes as prescribed by an eye specialist at the institute. no wonder it looks like I've got jizz on the lids?!?!?!

I'm trying to finish these essays that are due this month and I'm havin' a real hard time getting them written. I'm trying to get my mojo to flow. I HATE writer's block.

I had a meeting today with someone so anal retentive, I could actually feel his sphincter muscle begging for a reprieve.

"I so love providing a free service to some idiot. I think I'll ban her IP's so she has a meltdown trying to proxy in." -- doc all because I said that I didn't agree with her post about getting people to ban the sale of books. "What a fucking loser. A fat lonely girl, obsessed with lesbians and homeschoolers. I must be manna for her." --doc if you click through and read that link, you won't believe the horrific things these people are saying. it's so shocking. they want to see me banned because I have a different opinion. I could easily go through my stats too and find several click through's to my site from Doc's Oregon location. what was she doing on my site in the first place? she's made it clear how much disdain she has for me in previous posts. yes, I found it incredibly shocking that a lesbian would support any form of censorship. that doesn't mean I'm obsessed with her. having witnessed my gay and lesbian family membe...

I asked my friend, writeprocrastinator to read what shlock wrote and tell me his thoughts because he's one of the most articulate, clever writers I know. here they are, acerbic, FUNNY, and brilliant... written by: writeprocrastinator I literally cannot make heads or tails of this and I've read it like three times. I don't know how she can make that comparison, it boggles the mind. A book encouraging child abuse versus the extermination of millions? That's like a finger cramp versus a slow amputation of every limb and I just, Jesus. She chose that example to bait you just the way a Southern Baptist or Pat Robertson would too. How are you supporting these Pearl morons? I don't see it.