The non-sequitur post from hell. If I was paying for an opinion, I'd fill out a survey or log into a Dr. Phil forum, or ask a friend. When I check-out at a store, all I want to be asked is, cash, credit or check? "Should you really be buying pretzels", wholey Foods clerkcunt asks. Between us, Glutino Pretzels are gluten/vegan free noshies ta'die for, and one of the greatest organic, diet worthy, health conscious foods created. Not to be eaten every day, but if you want to feel like you're having a real snack on a Saturday afternoon or whenever, they're delish. Back to clerkcunt. "How is the food I buy any of your business?" I asked. "I see you in here a lot and you always buy fresh veggies and fruit. I assumed you were on a diet. Why sabotage yourself?" I walked right over to a manager and said, "Your clerk is stalking me." After explaining what happened, he apologized. We walked back over to clerkcunt. The manager said "Ap...
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Coming from your witty special place if I can garner even a speck of your appreciation then that is a great compliment to me. One that I am not sure of which I am worthy...Damnit now I am gonna have to worship you for liking me!
Yours always...
(PS: When I google travelingman rick yours is the first link, woo hoo...I love google!)
MUNT. Love that.
I do love the word Cunt. It's one of my faves. I should write a post about why I love the word. hmm...
PS: I met such a munting munt from hell today.
My fav C equivalent word is twat. How can you not laugh when you hear it? (I hope my mother isn't reading this.)