Saturday, July 05, 2008

Oy Vey


Did everyone have a firecrackin' 4th of July? Who did we do?
Last night, I stayed home, though I did have a nightmare. Judging from the content, I would have to say that my mind gave whatever fireworks I might have seen, a run for their money.
  1. The third anniversary (Mazel Tov) edition of Farmhouse Magazine is online now and it is fierce! Off-the-hook fiction, satire, poetry and of course, equally ya-may-zing images, too. Check it out, yo. I think the House of Farm is edgier then ever. Me likey.
  2. Yesterday, I caught up on some bloggys. WriteProcrastinator has a kick ass post about the Sunset district in SF with links to beautiful pictures. Frannylish wrote about "Sister of Charity Louise Lears, forced out of all church ministerial roles". Sister LL is an altruistic dame, a preacher, teacher and a true beacon of hope for the poor. She's all about justice and equality. Why wouldn't you want such a mensch like this in your corner?! I signed the petition and all. Such a shondj.
  3. I make 4th of July resolutions, not many, just a few key rezzies that might liberate me from useless patterns and habits.
  4. Bubbsie e-stalked me the most fabulous fucking link on the planet. A vadgey spa opening in NYC. Just what I always wanted, to be fingerbanged by a gyny while I Kegel. Some of the "spa" treatments are a fuckin' riot: Lazy Susan, Lip Sync, Inner Strength Personal Trainer, the list goes on for days... Grazie, B
  5. Have you been following SaltyMeat's vacation review? The pictures are divine and the commentary is quite perfect-- very bacon.

18 comments:

John said...

I just sent you the vagina spa article too. What does that mean when two completely unrelated and distant people think "Katie!" when they see an article on vagina spas?

JDC

Writeprocrastinator said...

...thunk...

That was my jar hitting the keyboard over "P.H.I.T."


Astounding...

FranIAm said...

I saw the "twat spa" bit and did not even think to send it to you. Oy, my keppie sometimes!

Thanks for the Sister Louise linkage- she is a dame of a dame indeed.

Oh man- that post about Rome blew my head off. But don't worry, I am vaginally ok and no spa trip or tune up is needed!

Mister Mxyzptlk said...

1 ... 2 ... 3 ... SQUEEZE! ... now hold it, hold it......

That'll be $150, ma'am.

Bacon Lady said...

These lips have gotten me through many a pounding and spat out two kids. I'll just let them look however they feel like looking.

And aside from a "dusting and cleaning", my uterus is holding up fairly well thankyouverymuch.

And hows come there aren't any "spas" to make men feel insecure about their wangy peen or shrively ballsack?

Jewgirl said...

Well, Lewchers, it means yas know what makes me howl.

Jewgirl said...

Write, WP?!?!?! I was shockarella.

Jewgirl said...

Frannylish, love twat spa!

Pleash posting about Sister Louise-I'm happy to spread the word.

Mazel on a firm (in your words) spwat, which made me scream by the by...

Jewgirl said...

Mister Mister, you won't do it for free?!?!?!

Jewgirl said...

Bacon Lady, Mazel on a hot, tight beav. As if there was evah a question.

Love what you said about peeny spas. So true. I think these vadge spas and rejuvenation clinics serve to perpetuate our insecurities about the goods we got. Most unfestive.

I do think it goes both ways, though. Men get bombarded by Viagra ads and give-her-the-fuck-of-her-life-with-your-ginormous-rod spams. If I had a penis, I wonder if I'd feel insecure about my size. What do you think girlie?

Bubs said...

Glad you enjoyed the vajayjay spa story. The highlight of my weekend was traumatizing a young girl by setting her hair on fire with an errant firework.

Jewgirl said...

Vajayjay. hahahah. Loved it.

You did?! Spill. You did not. No. Seriously? No. Really?

Not fah nuttin, I've set my own hair on fire countless times. It happens, bubbsiekins.

DivaJood said...

The Vag Spa is a terrific idea. Wish I'da thunk it. I'd be a wealthy Diva, damnit.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

The gal who opened the vagina spa just wants to finger a bunch of gullible women. Actually, that's not a bad idea!

Bacon Lady said...

To answer your question (albiet a bit late):

If I had a peen, I'd probably waver betweent abject fear of it being too small and not giving a fuck and waving it around for all to see.

Just to be on the safe side though, I'd probably get REALLY really good at talking to the kitty.

By the way, that's some free advice to all of the menfolk out there reading.

A big dick will only get you so far. It's nice and all, but a man who knows what's what below is a man with no shortage of puss.

Word gets out about *that* kind of man too.

Jewgirl said...

DivaJood, you're sooo right, we would be!!!

I fear the guilt would kill me. Oy vey. It's like if I were ever to become a Madame, I'd have to make sure my girls had insurance and that hooking was truly their passion. Otherwise, I digress...

Jewgirl said...

Dr. Monkey, does this mean you'll be offering fingerbanging sessions for free?

Jewgirl said...

BaconLady, I could not agree with you more! A man who can dine at the Y is a luxury item a girl cannot live without.

Like you, if I had a cock, I'd want the world to see it. Sadly, I'd probably be one of those cock-frock junkies, the kind of guy who needed to have his package on perma display.

 

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