I come here today my friends not to bury John McCain, but to praise him. To share a tender loving family values snibble of time that I hope transcends politics. You see my friends the presidential campaign trail is long and hard, like a penis, and at one point on that long, hard, soul sucking, maverick busting into party yes man presidential campaign trail, John's loving wife Cindy came up to him, ran her beerlicous fingers through his hair and said, "You're getting a little thin up there." A moment of tender humanity in the loveless inhuman world that is American presidential politics. "At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt" Is what John McCain said by way of reply. I'm not making that up. Three reporters witnessed it. God that's hot. I bet they had steaming sex that night. White-hot nuclear powered cuntaramic sex until that makeup ran down Cindy McCain's face like water through a hydroelectric dam. Which means it...
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You know that last USAF screw up with the nukes that flew from Minot ND to Louisiana? Not only did they accidentally arm them, but they left them sitting on the tarmac unsecured for several hours upon arrival, and the news of this didn't get out for about 18 months afterward. Talk to anyone who spent enough time in the Navy or Air Force and they'll likely have some good close-call stories like these.
Yeah, the USAF, almost doing the t*rr*sts work for them. Shrub should force himself and Shotgun Boy to resign as well.