Menses just commenced. It's 1:14 AM. I was asleep. That felt good. At 12:24, I popped up. I think I'm awake, maybe awakeish is more accurate. I'm always surprised when those handy-soapy-foamy-bottles run out of soap. For some lame ass reason, it never occurs to me that they ever will. They feel so lifetime supply , even though the bottles aren't more than 8 inches tall. Similarly, when I flip on a light switch and the light flickers to its death, I think "Now what?" Duh, schmuckette, you change the fucking light bulb . Intellectually, I know this, yet for some odd reason, it never comes to mind. In fact, a few years ago, my mother walked into my house and said, "Why aren't the lights working?" I said "I don't know, I flick the switch and they don't work." After a fit of uproarious laughter, she said, "Would it kill you to change the light bulb?” Hmmm. "No", I shamefully responded. I wonder why... it is that I hav...
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You know that last USAF screw up with the nukes that flew from Minot ND to Louisiana? Not only did they accidentally arm them, but they left them sitting on the tarmac unsecured for several hours upon arrival, and the news of this didn't get out for about 18 months afterward. Talk to anyone who spent enough time in the Navy or Air Force and they'll likely have some good close-call stories like these.
Yeah, the USAF, almost doing the t*rr*sts work for them. Shrub should force himself and Shotgun Boy to resign as well.