Ooh, Child

My site should be done in the next two-weeks and I am plotzarella squared. Jeff Zani is a magnificent designer and what he's putting together is off the mothah fuckin' hook. See the header of my blog? Check out the temporary About Katie page right here... Didjya's see that header there? I KNOW, RIGHT?! Kid's amazing. His work makes me scream. I'm so excited, I can't stand it.



Check out his work. If you need a website, or a logo, or a fabulous design, he is yo'man, yo. He's even MySpacing. e-Stalk him for work. Easy peasy.



My book is coming together beee-uutifully. I will have some dishable news to spill in the next few weeks. We like positive things, don't we?! Yes, indeed we do.



Off to read a few blogs before I meem myself into a heated frenzy.

Comments

Fran said…
My pants.

Completely wet from this. Soaked.

Unseemly? Maybe.

True. Abso-fuckin-lutely.

(kateleh you bring out the most provocative in me...)
6:00 PM
Madam Z said…
Such excitement! Good for you, Katie-girl. I loooooove the heading! So artful!

I eagerly await your "dishable news!"
7:19 PM
Anonymous said…
what little we can see of your new site looks plahtztastic, my dear. simply plahtztastic.

can't wait to read da book. go meme yourself something good. remember: "meme" is "me" written twice, so when you "meme," it's like you're doing yourself.
8:04 PM
Fran said…
I had to return this morning just to look at the header.
5:03 AM
Joe said…
Hey I love that about Katie page! This is exciting--and to think I'm just weeks away from being able to meet you in person. Ah.
5:52 AM
Writeprocrastinator said…
I'm glad to hear the books is on the way and I'm glad that's Jeff workin' on the page, instead of lingering side-effects from the you-know-what ; )
8:17 AM
Anonymous said…
"...We like positive things, don't we?!..."

Speak for yourself.
As a dyed-in-the-wool anion, I find them rather repulsive.

Nu?
Bubs gets to meet you and all I get is a series of restraining orders and a lesson in Tasers?
12:55 PM
Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said…
So I'm sensing some excitement here. Am I right?
2:30 PM
Unknown said…
Snazzy.
3:21 PM
Tanya Espanya said…
Am weak with an-ti-ci-pppppppp-ay-shun!
5:28 PM
Doreen Orion said…
You are SUCH a tease!
2:15 PM
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