Menses just commenced. It's 1:14 AM. I was asleep. That felt good. At 12:24, I popped up. I think I'm awake, maybe awakeish is more accurate. I'm always surprised when those handy-soapy-foamy-bottles run out of soap. For some lame ass reason, it never occurs to me that they ever will. They feel so lifetime supply , even though the bottles aren't more than 8 inches tall. Similarly, when I flip on a light switch and the light flickers to its death, I think "Now what?" Duh, schmuckette, you change the fucking light bulb . Intellectually, I know this, yet for some odd reason, it never comes to mind. In fact, a few years ago, my mother walked into my house and said, "Why aren't the lights working?" I said "I don't know, I flick the switch and they don't work." After a fit of uproarious laughter, she said, "Would it kill you to change the light bulb?” Hmmm. "No", I shamefully responded. I wonder why... it is that I hav...
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Did you see all that gel and mousse??? These people alone, are why oil is over one hundred a barrel.
Eebie,
I've seen a site with club denizens from Jersey and I'm sure there is some overlap with this site, so they aren't exclusive to just one coast.
Of course they're in Jersey. You know how us New Yorkers feel about people from Jersey - douchebags!!!
i thought that hair was out with flock of seagulls. spray-on tans, too. oy vey indeed.
Ray "Chocolate City" Nagin, mayor of New Orleans, has officially declared that he is "a vagina-friendly mayor". yes, that was the actual headline:
Mayor of New Orleans: "I Am A Vagina-Friendly Mayor"