Sunday, March 02, 2008

Focus, Dishing Hard


See that image? It's the header from this broad's kick ass vinty linens and accessories website. I'm crushing hard right now.



Important writerly dish! If you are in Los Angeles or going to be in Los Angeles on March 9th:



"Sign up for the WGA Industry Support Fund POKER TOURNAMENT!!!! It's March 9th at 2pm and it only costs $200 and the money goes to help non-writers who are in real financial need because of the recent writer's strike. If you have the time and money, it's something you really need to sign up for. Even if you don't have the time or like poker, the money will go to a very good cause and it will be a lot of fun. I swear! Please read all about the details and REGISTER TODAY at WGAPoker.com." From Jay Kogen, the menschiest of mensches.



This is hilar squared. My friend Joy sent me the URL for SundayNightProductions YouTube Videos of actor auditions for products, but from the porny perspective. YOU NEED TO WATCH Bang me like Obama and you need to watch it right FUCKING now. You will scream so hard. This broad is too much. She's perfect and flawless and I love'ha.



I got the mock ups today for the homepage of my website and I am plotz-a-fuckin-rella. I can't wait until it goes live. The minute it does, I'll send yas to the URL.



Do I always say "fuck" as much as I've said it in this post? Just curious...

7 comments:

Eebie said...

I got first!!! Love the Bang me like Obama audition - too freakin much. How do you find all this great shit?

bookfraud said...

katie, thank you, thank you, thank you for the bang me like obama tape. she's right -- i don't want no old white pussy. damn, it feels good to be a gansta.

did you also see the hillary sex tape audition? “you can trust your cock in my mouth, and you can trust this country in hillary’s hands.” couldn't have said it better myself.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like Cherry Bikini or Avenue D sans the music.

Madam Z said...

OMG squared! I can't write any more right now, because I have to go out and find a man who can "BANG ME LIKE OBAMA!"

Bubs said...

I think "Bang me like Obama" might be the "Rock Me Amadeus" of our generation.

Doreen Orion said...

Nu? So, did she get the job? (And, if she didn't, I want to see THAT audition tape.)

Romius T. said...

I am using google reader to catch up on all my blogs and for some reason it can't find your blog. I've missed out on a bout two weeks or so of posts! My bad!I fixed it by subcribing to your feed directly and copying it into google reader. Has anyone else had this problem?

O well its not like you read my blog anymore now that you are a world famous writer and stuff...

 

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