Seven Things you Don't Know About Me
2. I never masturbate on Wednesdays. I'll fuck on a Wednesday and cum, but I will never touch myself on a Wednesday. On Tuesday's there's a masturbation window (7AM-10AM only). I have no idea why.
3. I am most comfortable writing about my most intimate thoughts and feelings, even though it's really fucking hard. I love the challenge it presents. However, when it comes to discussing my intimate thoughts and feelings with a lover or a friend, sometimes it's too difficult (working on it), so I'll break out third person Katie, to get my point across.
4. I love being alone. My independence means everything to me. I do not believe these things have to be sacrificed in order to be in a successful and happy relationship. There's a huge difference between compromise and sacrifice. The grand misconception is that there isn't.
5. I love, love, love really loud, overly dramatic farts. The shtunk I can live without, but I love the sound.
6. I have wicked, and I mean wicked stage fright. I vomit and panic every time I have to get on a stage and speak in front of people. I force myself to do it and when I'm up there it's great. I go into a completely different place. I don't remember what happened when I was up there, but I have never regretted a single performance or reading. The before part gives me shpilkas like you don't know and I have performed in front of 10,000 people. Is that a riot?
7. I am as shy and withdrawn as I am loud and outspoken. I can be a wallflower and go completely unnoticed or be the center of attention. I am as confrontational as much as I fear confrontation. I'm as aggressive and pushy as much as I willingly stand back, to listen and learn. I am as impetuous and impatient as I am patient and process oriented.
I am tagging anyone who wants to do this. It's kind of an interesting thing to do. I've done it before. Each time I do it, I share a little bit more. I encourage yas all to do it. Please!
Comments
1- There are machines that can make the fart sound for you, some even have a remote control.
2- Inderal is a beta blocker that some doctors prescribe for intense, debilitating stage fright.
The world is created in Katie's mind! (Twilight zone theme)....)
2. I hope one day to realize my dream that trekkers and trekkies would come together in love and understanding… and kick the assess of Lucasians!
3. I pray that Chris Matthews will one day get a brain and a heart from the wizard.
4. My man-crush is on Keith Olbermann AND Jason Statham.
5. I secretly want to be George W’s sub – WAIT, I already am!
6. I don’t like puppies. I see how they look at you when they think no one is looking. There’s hate in those eyes and planning (oh, there is planning).
7. I dream in color, but not HDTV. That means my head needs upgraded by 2009. DAMN FCC!!!!!
Bonus:
8. I thought Paul Anderson had been peeking into my fantasy closet when a fighting army of naked Milla Jovoviches appeared at the end of Resident Evil: Extinction.
JDC
We have more than a few things in common, although I love peanut sauce. That said - we are one.
My masturbation schedule does not seem to have such boundaries however!
You know, I just got married in April when I was still a shaina maidl of 49. Now as a Sadie at 50 I can tell you that I loved and valued my many long years of independence and freedom. I lived alone, I traveled alone - I had so many great friends, but I had a big solo thing.
Now Mark and I have a joke - the good news for our marriage is that we are both independent... the bad news is that we are both independent! Sometimes we continue to act as if no one else is involved! But we are working on the balance.
Stage fright- 10,000 people? OY. My biggest crowd has been about 2000 and that was enough.
Like you I am equal parts introvert and extrovert.
And despite this spew no I am not doing this meme.
I actually came to the blog so I cold belatedly do the other meme!!!
When exactly does that fucking book get published? I want to be reading one of the first copies!
I could never reveal my masturbation schedule on the interwebs.
We have got to hang out. What do you drink? If you stop by the tiki bar we'll make sure we don't cook up anything gag-inducing for you!
No problem.
Maybe you need to extend your curfew either side of Wednesday - give the Boy In The Canoe a chance to cool down a touch...
Of course I meant NWW
The highest form of love is to be the protector of another person's solitude.
For people to love each other without having to partake in them, to possess them, to allow them to be their own inside their solitude, to protect that.
It is important to respect other people's aloneness.
What would happen if you were to cross the International Date Line, to a Wednesday mid pearl polishing?
That's because it's hump day, silly.
"There's a huge difference between compromise and sacrifice."
You just don't get the Borg-aspect of marriage, do you (in case The Missus reads this, I was just kidding)?
That was a nice meme and a little touching.