Unfuckable Laugh


I am the first to admit that I have a hearty, robust laugh. I live to laugh. It's my drug of choice. I howl and even snort at times. With all of those laughoibles, I have never been told that my laugh was unfuckable. EVAH.



Today, I witnessed an unfuckable, haunting laugh. A laugh so high pitched, so duplicitous and so from-the-neck cackley (not the womb, which is much deeper and more authentic), I wanted to vomit. No, run. No, vomit. No, run. Both. Yes, both.



This broad exploited and perverted laughter. It was an atrocity. She couldn't be stopped. She laughed mid-bad-joke and at no-joke. She abused laughter, reviled it and stripped it of integrity. I am appalled, shaken and disgusted.



PS: This bag'a bones keeps landing easy-on-the-eyes peen and with a laugh gone so shamefully awry. Oy vey.


PSS: I can also report that she laughs in front of her peeny suitors. I wonder if they're deaf.

Comments

Creepy said…
To me an unfuckable laugh is much more acceptable than the nervous-tic-fake-laugh-after-everything-they-say. That is truly abominable. I experience it regularly from my department head at work and a friend of friends. After every sentence they mutter comes an awkward, uncomfortable, obviously forced laugh. Others should laugh at what you say, not yourself.
Distributorcap said…
i thought when you laughed you float to the ceiling

or am i being too Mary Poppins
Bacon Lady said…
Maybe she opens her mouth REALLY wide when she laughs? Like really really wide--unhinge her jaw wide....if ya' know what I mean.

Just because her potential suitors have no gag reflex doesn't mean she won't.
Writeprocrastinator said…
Um, what Chaylene said.

No seriously, I wonder if she was one of those women that the studios used to hire out to laugh at movies and as a plant in a sitcom audience during tapings.
Anonymous said…
Some guys will fuck anything so they don't care if their fuckee has a bad laugh or not.
Mountjoy said…
Perhaps:

Unfuckable Laugh = Nasty Monkey Sex in the sack?

It could all be in the translation.

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