Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Non-Sequitur Dish. Keep Pace


Danny Bonaduce has a MySpace page. Yeah. I know. Not one peeny pick. Though, he is wearing cheap mascara and dirty black eyeliner. I swear to God, this man's face looks like a prunicated, geriatric ball sack, dredged in vintage tar and soaked in southern chewed tobacco. I'm so glad he's not looking up from between my legs. I'd kill myself.



Busy day. Went to the laundrette tonight with my sister. We had such a laugh. I dished with an old friend. Weird convo. I'm afraid we're growing apart. You know those long pauses, like when you feel the person you're talking to is holding something back that you can't quuuuite put your finger on?! This was that. I hope not. I'd be such a bluejew. We've known each other for over 20 years.



I was thinking about the zelly set today and how they prioritize their love. The Lord comes first. Husband/wife second. Kids third. I'd have such a complex. Yes, I know they're freaks.

9 comments:

Bubs said...

See, now, you pulled me in with the pic of the hot vintage topless dames, and then you poked me in the eye with the Danny Bonaduce between your legs...I'm dying here, but that's why I love you. Don't ever change.

Romius T. said...

i met danny once at a cinco de mayo celebration, i cant remember if i blogged it or not. but a friend got a cell pic of him hamming it up. tons of girls were trying to get his attention. icky eh?

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Those are some great vintage tits. I may have to come back and rub one out later while gazing at them.

Chaylene said...

Well, you know what I always say:

"Nothing like boobies to cheer ya' up!"

Writeprocrastinator said...

"You know those long pauses, like when you feel the person you're talking to is holding something back that you can't quuuuite put your finger on?!"

Your friend just found out that you are David Liberman. If you found that out about someone, you'd be holding something back too.

BTW, love the vintage cheesecake.

Bilious Pudenda said...

"...prunicated, geriatric ball sack..."

Wrong!
The skin and musculature of the human genitalia does not age like the rest of the body. Octogenarian pudenda is quite indistinguishable from those of a pre-pubescent, save possible hirsuteness.

Bonaduce betwixt my legs? It is Danny DeVito in that position that truly frightens me.

Distributorcap said...

was it my beautiful launderette?

Coaster Punchman said...

"I swear to God, this man's face looks like a prunicated, geriatric ball sack, dredged in vintage tar and soaked in southern chewed tobacco. I'm so glad he's not looking up from between my legs. I'd kill myself."

You are KILLING me!!!!!!!

Zoltan said...

I'm starting to question that guy's heterosexuality...waita sec... did I say "starting"?

 

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