Friday, October 19, 2007

What in the Menses World?



I think Niagara is missing its Fall. Let's not have a *panic-picnic. I found it at 3AM between my thighs. Too bad it's not a holiday weekend, Taco Grand Rapids could make some serious bank on tourism.

It appears that a few stragglers have made it through without paying admission--fuckers. My mothah fuckin' cock suckin cramps have escalated beyond savage. Each womb gripping runner is laughing riotously at my heating pad and pain pills. I've been tossing and turning like a fish outta water all night. I'm overtired and in pain. Argh...

I am grateful. I'm menstruating and everything is working. Thank God!

*thank you, izzy

6 comments:

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Glad to hear your Aunt Flo is in town.

So I've Been Laid Off said...

i feel your pain. no, wait, i don't. if i lost my cock in a farm accident, would it feel similar? bring you soup if you want, hon.

Writeprocrastinator said...

As the Korean version of M.C. Hammer would surely say, "don't stop, Mensuh time!"

Beth said...

Shots of bourbon, my dear. That's how we take care of cramps down here in the South.

Dale said...

And all I can think of is toast.

Creepy said...

"Taco Grand Rapids?"

LOL LOL LOL

 

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