While I realize my born again zealot readers would just LOOOOOVE to know that I've been consumed by California's mini-Armageddon, I'm here to say that I've still got a pulse.
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
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- Katie Schwartz is a comedy writer and non-fiction essayist, among other literary loves. She is a contributing writer for Zouch Magazine and Mock Paper Scissors. To read more, hit http://katieschwartz.com/bio
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16 comments:
Consumed by the flames of passion you are ... you can't hide it ... yet you are not swallowed up by them, the desire within your bosom radiates your intense fever in your writing, the vigor transmitted in your quill. Alas, I am drawn in by your inspiration and whirled into a lyrical frenzy.
Jesus will find a way to smite your unbelieving ass some day. If it's not the flames then he'll figure out some way to get you to his bosom.
You're safe because I prayed the Rosary for you.
Naked. While drinking bourbon.
She's a Jewgirl. She's one of the chosen. She'll be safe.
And I would just LOOOOOOVE to know that those "born again zealot readers" will eventually be consumed by their own flaming hatreds! I was going to say something about hoping they'd burn in Hell, but I don't believe in Hell, darn it!
Anyway...I am delighted to know that Katiekins is still pulsing and posting.
Ahhh, that's why you sounded like you were under water. You were dousing the roof to keep it from igniting. Seriously, nothing will happen, the spirit of Super Dog watches over you.
stay kool, and I guess, wet
did President Nutjob come visit you?
I'm glad you're not literally on fire.
Mary looks like Drew Barrymore.
Is there a grilled cheese sandwich in that pic?
Then what have you been consumed by? That watery Mary?
I just realized, that's actually a picture of Winona Ryder.
Once again, Bubs's powers of deduction are impeccable.
Glad to know your smokin' hotness has deflected those other flames.
Glad to know your smokin' hotness has deflected those other flames.
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