Jewgirl Gets Hate Mail



This is what I woke up to on Saturday Morning:



From: PaganSinner
Sent: Saturday, October 27, 2007 12:19 AM

Subject:



Holy Shit...another fuckin' FAT ASS ACLU LOVING LIBERAL LOSER I WAS REJECTED BY EVERY IVEY LEAGUE KYKE BITCH writing her self-important JEW blog on the internet. What a fuckin' shock... Go blow a nigger and watch holocaust films WISHING you were a tall THIN Anglo-Saxon...

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I've always wondered why neo-Nazi's don't spell check. If I wanted to send hate-mail, I'd check my spelling and grammar so the hate-ee received a truly articulate taste of my hatefulness.



I'm also curious about why he didn't incorporate other races into his hate-letter. Maybe he's not as Anglo-Saxon as he leads us to believe. Perhaps he's a hybrid of races and that's his dirty little secret.



Pagarooney, is your mother Latin American? Asian? Iranian? You should be so lucky.



Pagester why did you send something so cliche and predictable versus getting more creative? There are a bazillion ways to spin a hate-yarn. I feel like you opted out of going there and chose to exercise restraint. Frankly, I'm disappointed in you.


Next time you take time out of your day to send me a hate letter, try to think outside the Jew hating box. Get creative! Really push those ugly buttons. I know you can do it. I'm sure you can find a republican senator or judge to help you. If you need a referral, let me know.



Oh, one last thing, Pagan, the next time you're sucking a juicy black cock and loving it, I would suggest watching a nice Jewey porn, something vintage Annie Sprinkle. Tell ya what, I'll do the same thing and we can compare notes. Let's check in with each other next week. Sound like a plan? Cool.

Comments

Dale said…
Did they at least attach a Mel Gibsony mug shot?
4:58 AM
Writeprocrastinator said…
You know the "Ivey League," that's the one where your dad buys a building wing or two at Yale and you get in.
8:29 AM
Joe said…
It's surprising he spelled "loser" correctly. Usually in a screed like that it's spelled "looser".

Seriously, how often do you get shit like that? That's depressing.
1:21 PM
Cup said…
I know some black people, in case you want me to hook you up for that blow job.

Seriously, though, why do people feel the need to spew such venom? Why not just leave your page?
1:28 PM
Mountjoy said…
Of course if you had shown us HIS address, we all could have dropped in to his place and had a party in his inbox...
3:48 PM
Eric Spitznagel said…
I'm weirdly impressed by the tableau he created in that last sentence. Blowing a black guy while watching a Holocaust documentary and dreaming of a thinner waistline? Wow. He really thought that out, didn't he? It's almost like he's speaking from experience.

I'm just guessing here, but PaganSinner sounds like a chubby and closeted gay loner who craves black cock and has fantasies of being punished, ideally in some sort of detention camp, for his overeating. He's the kind of guy who watches footage of Darfur atrocities and thinks, "Oh, they're so lucky. You can see their RIBS!"

It's okay, PaganSinner. We won't judge you or your man-nipples.
3:58 PM
Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said…
I'm proud of you for posting this my little bundle of Jewy goodness. That dude got got a boner from writing that and sending it.
4:37 PM
Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said…
Oh yeah, I forgot to ask, is it wrong of me to wish I was a tall thin Anglo Saxon, seeing as how I'm a short fat Anglo Saxon and all?
4:39 PM
Eebie said…
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8:13 PM
Eebie said…
I agree with Beth. But then again, everyone wants attention ... some people jump on couches, other people imagine the US prez is drawing up assasination plans for him. I wouldn't mind some attention like a blowjob, but I'm not a big black guy, so ... I guess I will continue with silly postings.
8:14 PM
EditorJDC said…
For Jewey porn there is only one person to watch - Harry Reems.

He looks so freaking happy when he fucks. Plus, he has a dick and that would make Mr. PaganSinner all gooey inside.

I never get the haters you do KK. Man, I must be falling down on the job here.

JDC
8:44 PM
Writeprocrastinator said…
"For Jewey porn there is only one person to watch - Harry Reems."

Dude, you forgot the "Hedgehog," Ron Jeremy. I'd mention a gal, but none of them have brought up whether they are gentile or not.
8:54 PM
EditorJDC said…
Man, I hate the hedgehog. I stood next to him and his stable of STDs at a club watching Jeff Bridges play with his band. That whole sentence sounds as wrong as the actual evening. The man was 2 miles of gross.

JDC
9:26 PM
Mister Mxyzptlk said…
Progress: They used to not let Jews into Ivy League schools
5:49 AM
Madam Z said…
Katie, you continue to amaze me. How could you stay so calm in the face of such disgusting vitriole? Yeah, I know, it's much classier to keep your cool than to reciprocate in kind. BUT! I know what I would WANT to do, in your place, but if I did, I suppose it would result in an ever-escalating, shit-slinging marathon, leaving me in tears and him in seventh heaven. So yeah, you done good. Now let's see if he takes your advice about the Jewey port and comparing notes. That should be fun.
1:31 PM
KK said…
Fuck the asshole.

Maybe he should check out the Christian Cuddle Party near him!
12:31 PM
Ms Smack said…
What a bastard... and can i just say... i detect some passion in his words. Seems to me he might secretly be in love with you Jewgirl. Little does he know that you wouldn't touch him with someone else's bleeding minge.

Much luv
C
2:23 AM
Creepy said…
Sounds like a self-hating gay fella to me, envious of blacks for having bigger dicks and Jews for running the world.
8:42 AM
Anonymous said…
Interesting....I just got email from an asshole by the same moniker ("PaganSinner"). The email has similar content. Looks like a human virus has broken loose on the web....

******************************

what you REALLY are...‏
From: PaganSinner (affxion@yahoo.com)
Medium risk You may not know this sender.Mark as safe|Mark as unsafe

Sent: Fri 11/09/07 8:46 PM
To: kafenwar@hotmail.com

...Smelly Ugly Filthy Jew-controlled disease carrrier white hater/hypocrite....

... In other words:N I G G E R

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8:40 PM
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