don't break up with me!


please don't break up with me. I need a bit more time. I am overcome by the kindness of those I've never met in person. the emails. the comments. the posts. the cards. the flowers. the time spent sharing your lives and your own stories of losing your beloved canine or feline children. you mean a lot to me and I am forever grateful. so, a bit more time, please? I will be back. no breaking up with fehatty, capisce?!



thank you! you don't know how much you mean to me, dearies. you just don't know.

Comments

Eebie said…
It takes time, so please honey, take the time. When you're ready we'll be hear with open arms and hot puppy breath.
6:34 PM
Tanya Espanya said…
Would never break up with you, honey! Take your time.

Hugs and kisses,

T.
6:57 PM
Dale said…
That's a very large dog bowl but not as big as your heart.

It's no fun breaking up with someone who's hurting. I'll wait til you're better.
7:20 PM
Mauigirl said…
Take your time, we'll still be here!

Thinking of you...
8:18 PM
Writeprocrastinator said…
What kind of chickenshit online BFF would do something like that?

Oh, don't you point the finger at me, Missy...

















...no, don't point that finger, either.
8:36 PM
Mountjoy said…
Just remember people, a blog is for life, not just for christmas...

At least tell us when the next red wave rolls in, okay? We can re-start your blog gently on a topic we all know intimately.
8:48 PM
Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said…
Ok, we'll give you another chance but this time we swear you gotta start putting your mouth on it or we're so outta here. (I kid, I kid, who could leave a babe like you?)
8:50 AM
Cup said…
We're here for you whenever you're ready for us, doll.
9:21 AM
Evil Spock said…
If Evil Spock broke up with you, would that make Evil Spock an anti-semite?
1:18 PM
Joe said…
Wouldn't dream of it, ever. Take your time, I'll be loafing around your front stoop drinking cheap beer until you're ready.
4:25 PM
Bacon Lady said…
Was the boombox over my head outside your window at 3am too much?

I could never break up with you. The lovin' is much too good.
5:42 AM
Anonymous said…
I, like my Aussie brother, wish to be regaled again with the Tales of the Crimson Tide.
We are all one with the flow.
10:15 AM
Dale said…
Do you have an extra beer Bubs?
7:14 AM
Ms Smack said…
I am not going anywhere honey xx
5:43 AM
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