Thursday, July 05, 2007

is this weird?

I keep in touch with my first blowjob. see, when my dad was going through open heart surgery last year, I needed a distraction, so I googled him and donchya know, I found him and decided to send a missive.

dear l:

how are you? you probably don't remember me. I gave you my first blowjob. anyway, just wanted to say hi and see how you were doing.

hope all is well,

he emailed me back a week later and we've kept in touch ever since. he seriously had no recollection. then again, he became a bit of a crack addict. aww, god love him.

don't you bitches be sittin' in judgment of this heebalish. he was a nice jewish boy who went awry. it happens to the best of us.

he invited me to his bbq. I can't attend because I live out of state. is that weird? that he invited me, I mean? he wants a repeat bj to jog his memory. what am I? new. crackeena please.


Mountjoy said...

I gotta say Katie, the fact that you proffered the information on your oral history in your "It's been a long time..." email, really has set the scene that you were only remaking contact because you were looking to repeat the act, and get a report card on how much you have improved.

Go ahead, do him. Then not only will he be your first BJ, he'll be your last, too!

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Hil-fucking-arious. He's lying, he remembers the bj you gave him, we remember all the bj's we get.

Mountjoy said...

The good Dr is right. I remember both of mine.
But as for the one's I gave, I stopped counting after 37...

Writeprocrastinator said...

The "amnesia angle!" Jeez, why didn't I think of that?!

Ohhhhhh, Goooodddddddd!...Nope, I still can't quite remember. I think I'll need yet another refresher in about two minutes, please.

Anonymous said...

What's a blowjob?
Something to do with an automobile?


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