YOU NEED A FIXX

If you're in Chicago tomorrow night, Thursday, June 28th @ 7:30 PM, get ready to mainline the hottest authors in town. Amy Guth, Author of Three Fallen Women, is Hosting an ongoing Reading Series at the Fixx Coffee Bar. Tomorrow night is the very first show. Are you plotzing?! I'm plotzing. Hello, I'm driven to caps on my blog. This is NEWS.



Eric Spitznagel will be reading his book, Fast Forward: Confessions of a Porn Screenwriter. I've read it. I screamed. Howled. Peed. The whole 9-yards. Megan Stielstra: Writer, Performance Artist and Collaborative Storyteller will be spinning her yarns. Can't wait to read her. Ben Tanzer, Author of Lucky Man will be reading from his book. Running to buy it now.



The dish...

Fixx Coffee Bar

3053 N. Sheffield Ave., Chicago

Tel: (773) 248-0841

Thursday, June 28th @ 7:30 PM Sharp

Comments

Joe said…
This sucks. I have a staff meeting tomorrow at 8:30pm (on my day off, no less) I'll keep my eyes open for next month, thanks for the heads up.
7:08 PM
Anonymous said…
Heh!
You thieved this you cunt!

Then again it could be a case of astounding academic convergence.
6:44 AM
Anonymous said…
"...The whole 9-yards..."

What's a 'yard'?
Is it like a smaller and less virile version of a metre?
6:48 AM
Anonymous said…
I see you are linked to that e-dulcinea cunt
I guess it is time.
Innit?
7:09 PM
Dale said…
That's it, I'm moving to Chicago. Nothing happens anywhere else!
6:57 AM
Amy Guth said…
Thanks again for this, bubbie. It was a hit! Such a great crowd. :)
10:54 AM
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