Tuesday, May 15, 2007

leewee's back... kind of.

leewee's posted a breath of content in her journal this week.

Lisa Whelchel Weekly Journal
May 11, 2007
Sabbatical From Writing

“Dear friends, I am taking a sabbatical from writing for awhile. Please read through some of my archived “Coffee Talks” and don’t miss out on the journal entries from the “Family Dream” trip around America. Thanks for understanding and for your prayers during this time of being still and seeking to know Jesus with deeper intimacy.”

Blessings, Lisa

this was written before falwell dropped dead (speaking of falwell, top 10 still to come). how much deeper can she go with him? they've been in the closet together rockin' out to her ipod. she has chronic face-to-penis sessions with jesus. how much more intimate is she looking to be with the man?



what does stillness have to do with jesus? do we know? correct me if I'm wrong, but he's a schlepper, a real mover and a shaker. I just don't see him as a still kinda guy.



and, what about us, leewee, huh? cp and I rely on your ongoing guidance. this sabbatical could not have come at a more inopportune time for us. by the way, lees: family dream trip around america really isn't a decent parting gift.

10 comments:

Al Sensu said...

You and CP are too off the deep end. What you need is more raunchy reading to bring you back. Please check out my blogroll, it will keep you busy during the sabbatical. And let's hope that, like any decent sabbatical, it lasts a minimum of six months.

Bubs said...

Does the phrase "seeking to know Jesus with deeper intimacy" have kind of a creepy masturbatory stalker vibe? I think it does.

Tanya Espanya said...

Does anyone else have this? No, just me?

Bubs said...

Good lord. You can go to every religion's kind of hell with that shopping list Tanya!

Tanya Espanya said...

Tee hee! : )

Amber Dalton said...

Uh, Katie? Where'd you go? WTF?

-AD

Coaster Punchman said...

I agree! I feel high & dry, stranded at the altar each time LeeWee takes one of these "sabbaticals." I suspect foul play.

Fredrick Schwartz said...

We miss you here babe it's been a week! Swing those lips this way would'ya? Do you have any idea how uncomfortable digital blue balls are???

Luv n 4 play

FS

Al Sensu said...

I think Leewee and Katie are taking a sabbatical together. It's my fault. On my earlier comment, the part about the sabbatical was supposed to be in quotes to clarify that it was aimed at Leewee. Clealy, Katie took it too literally and has flown the coop.

Come back, baby, leave Leewee behind. Let her continue walking the malls of America.

Amy Guth said...

Know Jesus with deeper intimacy?!?! What the piss? Whatdd she do, make JC fuck her slowly with eye contact or what?

 

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