I am a wretched beast!


I am a snatch on wheels for falling behind on my blogging. ya's are so sweet leaving such fabulous reminders! thank you. I haven't been able to read my fave blogs either. all of that will be changing this week. I will be posting and reading all your delicious and fagulicious bloggies. can't wait :). pining hard.

omgeers, did you read about falwell's funeral? no worries if you didn't, I'm posting about it. the shame...

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Evil Spock said…
As the days get longer, Evil Spock's urge to blog gets smaller too.
9:20 AM
Dale said…
Does this make me a snatch on wheels too? I've been very neglectful but at least I'm not alone.
4:42 PM
Mountjoy said…
I particularly like the idea of a woman in dress shoes and a brunchcoat doing my ironing. I'm sure I've seen a movie that starts like that, then the coat falls open to reveal some mighty spectacular lace underwear and then they... oh, er, excuse me. I have something to attend to.
5:00 PM
Joe said…
welcome back. I think we all need to time our absences so none of us feel left out.
7:01 PM
Johnny Yen said…
Welcome back-- I was jonesing for some Katie.
10:05 PM
Writeprocrastinator said…
"I am a snatch on wheels for falling behind on my blogging."

And you said that you would respect us in the morning, but you never did, Katie.

You...never...did!...









Welcome back.
6:44 PM
Writeprocrastinator said…
BTW, why is the dude in jpg kvetching about the dress, when his legs are shaved. Methinks he protest-eth too much.
6:47 PM
Bacon Lady said…
Glad to know I'm not the only one who got snatchy.

I'm glad you're back. What would I do if not for Mz. K?
6:22 AM
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