Wednesday, April 18, 2007

give em' a dollop of daisy!

if there's one thing I love it's hypocricy, especially z-hip. it just makes a girl feel all warm and fuzzy.



I happened upon an article yesterday called, homeschool mothers, the beatrice brigade, written by a z-peen.



are you hungry for a how to guide to becoming a god fearing, career-less woman? do you want to learn how to be ruled by a man? does the idea of a woman becoming president of the united states sicken you? if you answered yes to all of the above questions, by golly this is the read for you!



the article is wrong on every level, but what offended me the most was this:

There are now millions of these strong, independent, God fearing women in the United States. They ask nothing of government, but to be left alone.

really? ya don't say. these z-peens and z-vees spend millions of dollars lobbying to impose more government regulations and restrictions then any other group. if they really wanted the government to leave their z-asses alone, they would stop imposing god's law on state law.

I never sent out a memo to any of these broads saying, omg, you like so have to come with me to planned parenthood tomorrow! we can get back-to-back abortions and go out for ice cream afterwards. how much fun would that be?! I also didn't invite them to my bff's gay wedding, but that's only because I was worried the grooms would be out shined by a born again sporting a king's daughter frock.



think it through people!

7 comments:

Mountjoy said...

Hmmmmmm. I'm pretty sure I am doing the devil's work, for the devil's pay. So I guess they can count me out.

Evil Spock said...

You know, Evil Spock is fine with their agenda, as long as they give up their right to vote. They can stay out of government, and live in their pretty little Stepford communities awaiting the rapture.

DCup said...

I love visiting here so that I can see what's up with the zealots. I prefer the zealotry through the Katie-filter. I think my head would explode if I visited these sites alone.

By the way, you made me crack up with the z-peens and z-vees. The Honey's brother's name is Denis. All his life he's been teased about dropping the D and adding a P. The Spawn call him Uncle Peen.

But he's a good Jewish boy in NJ, not some z-peen....

Nicky said...

This might be one of the most offensive endings to a sentence that actually had potential to be a positive statement: "They remind me most of the strong women of my great-grandmother’s generation in West Virginia, who could run a farm, fix the roof, write hymns for the church, and who had never heard of bulimia. "

I'm speechless.

Creepy said...

Hallelujah, amen and all that other shit. Well said.

Coaster Punchman said...

these z-peens and z-vees spend millions of dollars lobbying to impose more government regulations and restrictions then any other group. if they really wanted the government to leave their z-asses alone, they would stop imposing god's law on state law.

Brilliant.

I am always going on about "you don't see Orthodox Jews lobbying to outlaw bacon, do you?"

(Not to let all the ultra-Orthodox off the hook, though - some of those groups are now getting into bed with the Kristians politically. Ever see "Trembling Before G-d?")

Danielle said...

When the Repugnant Party talks about getting government off your back, they always neglect to add "..and into your bedroom." Hey, I'd rather you be on the backs of corporations trying to kill us all than the back of a woman who isn't ready to have a kid and wants to end her pregnancy (or better yet, have the resources needed to prevent it in the first place).

 

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